Make It Work

Getting super stoked on the Project Runway premier tonight. Stalking Jay McCarroll to get myself in the right mind frame. LOVE his sunglass line. Gimme these:

Vee Eye Effing Pee

Good news, ya'll. You can now follow me on twitter. Cuz everyone needs to know what I'm doing at all times. Word.

In other news, I'm refusing to sleep with the most recent QB until he accepts my Facebook friend request. I don't think this is too much to ask.

Mi Caballito Pequeno

We haven't had some good witty banter in a while. Here's a treat of a convo Charlemagne and I had this afternoon.

It starts off with Charlemagne sending me a link with this as the caption: POBRE ANIMAL SUFRIO BRUTAL EMBESTIDA MIENTRAS CRUZABA LA CALZADA EL CABALLO MURIO EN EL ACTO Y EL PILOTO SALIO ILESO DEL PERCANSE ..COMENTA PUNTUA Y SUSCRIBE AUTO CARRO ATROPELLO ON THE HORSE DEATH

Kate: Did you just send me a video about dead ponies?

Charlemagne: Is a horse a pony?

Kate: No. But a pony is a small horse.

Charlemagne: Then yes. It's about dead ponies.

Kate: I do not want to watch that one bit.

Charlemagne: He doesn't die in the video.

Kate: but you said...

Charlemagne: They put it down after. But not in the video.

Kate: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Charlemagne: Glue factory.

Kate: Why don't you just send me pictures of dead kittens while you're at it? Omg I'm going to cry.

Charlemagne: But I didn't send you any pictures of dead kittens.

Kate: I know but now I'm thinking about dead kittens.

Charlemagne: :(

Trottinette

I would like to marry these:
That is all.

Yes Yes Ya'll

www.shopstyle.com Love it. You can stalk your favorite designers from the comfort of just one website. Hooray.

Also, perhaps I can curb the boot crisis early this year by purchasing these:


It's like sweaters on your feet!

Don't Sniff the Foul Lines, Daryl

According to Urban Outfitters, "Kate by Kate Moss is a true life portrait of the fashion legend, capturing her wild essence, her natural sexiness and her unending freedom of spirit. Kate's fragrance tempts and thrills - it seduces and mystifies. It is a call to all women to unveil their authenticity, sensuality and spontaneous beauty. Layered notes of vetiver, orange blossom absolute, magnolia, heliotrope, patchouli, peony, rose, musk, pink peppercorns, forget me not, lily of the valley and sandalwood."

I think it smells like cocaine and anorexia.

You Crazy You

Despite the fact that I've been driving around with not one, but two of his CDs in my 6 disk changer for probably close to a year now, I just remembered just how much I fucking love Ryan Montbleau. Like, let's run away to Vegas and get hitched Elvis style love. Tattoo his name in a heart with an arrow on my left ass cheek love. Sure, I'll blow you while you watch football and then go make you a sandwich love. Yeah. It's that serious.

I know it's legit too, because he is a short person, and usually they make me uncomfortable. And also, I bummed a cigarette to his drummer, and later on in the night said drummer wrestled my friend Katie on the lawn in front of the bar.

Until We Meet Again...

Someday, my friend, Someday.

"Tinsley" by Sam Edelman.

I tried on one of my old three inch pumps yesterday and it hurt so bad, I thought I might actually die. I kinda don't think I'll be wearing four and a half inch wedges anytime soon. FML.

I Like Turtles

Bloggers are too fucking weird. Check out pizzapower for proof. Although, to be fair, I did get inspiration for my next manicure.

I Die.

Droooooooling.

Cartier's Libre collection.

And I don't even wear watches.