WWTD?

I sent my brother the link for the movie adaptation of Tucker Maxx's book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and this is what ensued:

Charlemagne: Looks good

Kate: I'm so pumped. Did you read the book?

Charlemagne: What kind of question is that?

Kate: Oh right. You can't read. What was I thinking?

Charlemagne: If you'll pardon me for just a moment, you are in fact a turd sandwich.



I am so counting the days until September 25th. Word.