I like kitties! Yay!
Furthermore... I turned 25 yesterday. Hooray me for not dying in a toxic hair dying accident or ending up on the street performing fellatio for crack rocks. That makes me a winner.
Also, I'm trying to get back at it, you know, keeping up with this "blogging" thing you crazy kids keep talking about. I know full well I've sucked ass at blagging in recent months, and I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I've been skimping on my "twatting," as Kathy Griffin calls it, and drawing fantastic Sharpie portraits too. But Ima do better now, I swear.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Sin Nombre
Yeah yeah. I know. It's been a month. A few days over a month. I've been way busy, alright? Lay off me.
OK, you know as well as I that I have not been way busy. I just...I dunno. It's not really that I don't have anything to say, I just don't feel much like saying it. I'd rather play mahjong. Or Facebook stalk. Or stare absent-mindedly at my computer screen in a way that would suggest that I'm deep in thought about some work related issue, when really I've just allowed my eyes to go out of focus and it feels so good, and why blink if I don't have to?
I can't promise I'm back blagging regularly again, but I do swear to put in much more of an effort than I have been. That being said, here's some quickie updates as to my life at the moment:
1. I dyed my hair black. It wasn't really intended to be emo black, but it sorta looks that way. It's almost inspiring me to cut bangs so that I can master The Swoosh by Halloween. Then all I'd need was some dollar store thick framed glasses, my black converse, and some wrist bandages. Cheapest costume EVER.
2. I'm reading Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys and it's wonderful. It's prepared me dualy for Bubba's return from the big city to this small one, and also my future as an unmarried fag hag/CCL.
3. I've started referring to my roommate and her horrible, balding, mustache adorned, abusive boyfriend as "Spiedi." I'm sure you can infer the rest.
4. I fucking love Glee. Watch it.
Other than that, things are pretty much the same. I'm still fat and sassy and a functioning alcoholic. I also need a Diet Pepsi like now, so I'm outta here. Catch ya on the flip side.
OK, you know as well as I that I have not been way busy. I just...I dunno. It's not really that I don't have anything to say, I just don't feel much like saying it. I'd rather play mahjong. Or Facebook stalk. Or stare absent-mindedly at my computer screen in a way that would suggest that I'm deep in thought about some work related issue, when really I've just allowed my eyes to go out of focus and it feels so good, and why blink if I don't have to?
I can't promise I'm back blagging regularly again, but I do swear to put in much more of an effort than I have been. That being said, here's some quickie updates as to my life at the moment:
1. I dyed my hair black. It wasn't really intended to be emo black, but it sorta looks that way. It's almost inspiring me to cut bangs so that I can master The Swoosh by Halloween. Then all I'd need was some dollar store thick framed glasses, my black converse, and some wrist bandages. Cheapest costume EVER.
2. I'm reading Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys and it's wonderful. It's prepared me dualy for Bubba's return from the big city to this small one, and also my future as an unmarried fag hag/CCL.
3. I've started referring to my roommate and her horrible, balding, mustache adorned, abusive boyfriend as "Spiedi." I'm sure you can infer the rest.
4. I fucking love Glee. Watch it.
Other than that, things are pretty much the same. I'm still fat and sassy and a functioning alcoholic. I also need a Diet Pepsi like now, so I'm outta here. Catch ya on the flip side.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
And I Said What About Breakfast at Tiffany's
I am in love. With the color wheel. And my new free Adobe design suites. And Kuler. Hasta never. I'll prolly never leave the Kuler website.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
WWTD?
I sent my brother the link for the movie adaptation of Tucker Maxx's book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and this is what ensued:
Charlemagne: Looks good
Kate: I'm so pumped. Did you read the book?
Charlemagne: What kind of question is that?
Kate: Oh right. You can't read. What was I thinking?
Charlemagne: If you'll pardon me for just a moment, you are in fact a turd sandwich.
I am so counting the days until September 25th. Word.
Charlemagne: Looks good
Kate: I'm so pumped. Did you read the book?
Charlemagne: What kind of question is that?
Kate: Oh right. You can't read. What was I thinking?
Charlemagne: If you'll pardon me for just a moment, you are in fact a turd sandwich.
I am so counting the days until September 25th. Word.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Make It Work
Getting super stoked on the Project Runway premier tonight. Stalking Jay McCarroll to get myself in the right mind frame. LOVE his sunglass line. Gimme these:
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