I sent my brother the link for the movie adaptation of Tucker Maxx's book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and this is what ensued:
Charlemagne: Looks good
Kate: I'm so pumped. Did you read the book?
Charlemagne: What kind of question is that?
Kate: Oh right. You can't read. What was I thinking?
Charlemagne: If you'll pardon me for just a moment, you are in fact a turd sandwich.
I am so counting the days until September 25th. Word.