It's a two-fer day, ya'll. This is what resumes when my brother upgrades apartments and I get his hand-me-down couch (that he got for free from our parents) since he's richer than God and buying new furniture:
Sent at 1:59 PM on Wednesday
Charlemagne: Can you buy me this as a house warming gift and as an exchange for the couch
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Bissell-3-in-1-Vac-Blue-Morpho/13729300
Kate: Ummm sure... I was just at Walmart though. Won't go again for a while.
Charlemagne: Yesssss. It says they are in the stores too. I think there are lots of colors, any of them are fine. Even pink if it is the last choice
Kate: ...
Charlemagne: I guess we will be ready to vacuum tomorrow, that's when Volo can move his shit out of main areas and into his room and we can begin living there
Kate: I'm not going to Walmart today.
Charlemagne: I guess I need to get that vacuum now then. Oh well.
Kate: You can borrow our vacuum if you want
Charlemagne: I have a big one but I want that little one so I don't scratch up all the floors
Sent at 3:01 PM on Wednesday
Charlemagne: I will just go to Walmart and you can pay me 15 dollars for the couch. DEAL. Thanks for the present
Kate: I don't think that's how it works. Plus, you never bought that couch.
Charlemagne: But I need it tomorrow.
Kate: I would not charge you for a couch.
Charlemagne: Would you charge me for a vacuum?
Kate: Did you give me a housewarming present?
Charlemagne: Fine. Take your lousy couch.
Kate: Jesus Christ I'll give you $15
Charlemagne: It is probably full of mouse feces. Mr. Mouse lived in there
Kate: Awesome.
Charlemagne: haha I really don't care, but now that I think about it, a mouse probably did live in it. Better than dying in it though
Kate: I hate you.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Emails From Messica
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:43 AM
To: Kate
Subject: I WANT A DIVORCE
FYI Operation Alimony resumes on Friday. Isn't that exciting?
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:44 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
TEAM MESSICA FTW
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:46 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
PS- I am assuming that the divorce reception will be probably mid to end of September. Leave your calendar open and decide what song you want the dj to play when you walk out as a divorcee maid.
Thanks!
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:50 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Ooooh I'll start brainstorming. I think angry chick rock is appropriate. Or maybe metal.
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:52 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Absolutely! Now, is it inappropriate for me to wear black and bring Jimbo as my guest?
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:54 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Certainly not. You and Ex-Douchebag can have a last dance and whenever people clink glasses you get to punch him in the face.
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:55 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Let's keep our eyes on the prize. Divorce reception... 9-25-10. I would do it on the 18th, but I don't want to interfere with Yom Kippur.
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:43 AM
To: Kate
Subject: I WANT A DIVORCE
FYI Operation Alimony resumes on Friday. Isn't that exciting?
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:44 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
TEAM MESSICA FTW
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:46 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
PS- I am assuming that the divorce reception will be probably mid to end of September. Leave your calendar open and decide what song you want the dj to play when you walk out as a divorcee maid.
Thanks!
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:50 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Ooooh I'll start brainstorming. I think angry chick rock is appropriate. Or maybe metal.
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:52 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Absolutely! Now, is it inappropriate for me to wear black and bring Jimbo as my guest?
From: Kate
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:54 AM
To: Miss Mess
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Certainly not. You and Ex-Douchebag can have a last dance and whenever people clink glasses you get to punch him in the face.
From: Miss Mess
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:55 AM
To: Kate
Subject: Re: I WANT A DIVORCE
Let's keep our eyes on the prize. Divorce reception... 9-25-10. I would do it on the 18th, but I don't want to interfere with Yom Kippur.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
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