You're probably saying, "Kate! You're so awesome, and I wish I knew more about you!"
Well, you're in luck, friend. There's nothing I do better than talk about myself. Here are a few fun facts about yours truly:
Likes: kitties, ugly boots (not to be confused with Ugg boots), redheads (but shhh, it's a secret), teenagers who have a pop-star alter ego but choose to live life like a normal kid, your mom.
Dislikes: college students, Tyra Banks, Red Bull, Jager, Jager Bombs, Dora the Explorer, X-Box, "cleverly" spelling things with a "z" instead of an "s" or a "k" instead of a "c", people who frequently update their facebook status.
Toothpaste for Dinner
Go Fug Yourself
Strongly Held Beliefs: Girls who make kissy faces are whores, Tom Hanks is a god amongst men, and Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface.