Dead Man's Chungs

Maaaaaaaaad weirdo props if you can guess the title quote. I know Tank could.

So anyvay, at first I'm all, who the balls is this British bitch interviewing my imaginary celebrity friends? And then I'm like, no seriously- who are you? and what are you smoking?

Then I'm like, you're kinda awkwardly funny. I think I like you. Can I get some of what you're smoking?

Then I'm like, did you just ask Emile Hirsch what not to microwave?

And finally, I'm like, Dear Alexa: please be my best friend. We would have a stellar time mocking reality TV stars and smoking what you Brits call "fags." Call me! XOXO- Kate.