Kate: I think my eyelids are sweating.
Charlemagne: Weird. Maybe you're crying?
Kate: I don't think so. It's on the tops. Unless my tears defy gravity.
Charlemagne: Helium tears. Seen it a million times.
Kate: They'd have to defy barriers to flesh too.
Charlemagne: I don't like that word.
Charlemagne: That's the one.
Charlemagne: It's not that bad, I just don't like it. Like "moist."
Kate: No one likes "moist"
Charlemagne: Moist people don't like it.