Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thanksgiving a la Kate 2007

1 box of generic mac and cheese (3/$.99, stolen from parents)
1 McChicken Sandwich ($1, McDonald's drive through)
1 Cinnamon Pop Tart ($.95, Campus vending machine)
2 40 oz bottles of Labatt Blue (purchased at 7-11 from the one-handed Indian who judges your lifestyle)

1. Wear sweatpants. Do not shower.
2. Watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Drink each time anyone says, "Who."
3. Ignore mother's phone calls.
4. Convince teenage brother to bring you leftover pie.
5. Repeat as needed.

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