Sent at 2:36 PM on Tuesday:
Charlemagne: I have had too much to drink for 2:30
Sent at 2:38 PM on Tuesday
Kate: Jesus. Relax. I was down the hall.
Charlemagne: This much drunk is a bad idea when I have an early plane to catch.
Kate: Stop lying about being in Ireland. None of us believe you.
Charlemagne: Where the fuck do you think I am? Didn't you see the pictures?
Kate: They're all of the inside of your hotel room.
Charlemagne: AND the construction work outside my hotel room.
Kate: You're prolly in like, upstate NY
Charlemagne: Fuck you! I'm in Dublin!
Kate: Yeah? What time is it there?
Charlemagne: LAL IDK I'm too wAsTeD!!!!1
Kate: I'm going to blag that you just typed that. Embarassing.
Charlemagne: Don't give a FUCK! Ya know how they have those signs for hotel room doors? Like "Do Not Disturb" and "Please Service"?
Charlemagne: There's one here that says "Fire"
Kate: What the fuck? Like you put it out if the room is on fire? Or set the room on fire and put it out before you leave?
Charlemagne: I don't know. I'm tempted to put it on the neighbor's door and see what happens.
Kate: DO IT! Immediately. And report back.
Charlemagne: Oh there's directions on the back!
Charlemagne: It's for n00bs who can't move gud and get stuck in the room when there's a fire and need help.
Kate: I can't believe you just typed that.
Charlemagne: So if you can't move gud, you put it on the door all the time.
Kate: I'm blagging you typed that too.